A JoBromance Newsletter Vol. II

A JoBromance Newsetter Vol. II

CELEBRATION!!!
Recently, I posted chapter 50!! Halfway to 100, baby WOOO!! LOL, a little Joe Jonas humor, there. Remeber, when he was like "School work, baby, WOOO!". Anyway.....I just wanted to thank all of the peoples who read my story. Thank you for being such a support (LOL, more Joe Jonas humor). Also, to all of the awesome people who told me to have fun in Quebec. You guys rock. So, since we're so close to Chapter 100 (57 Chapters, to be exact), I wanted to add some people. So, whoever wants to be in a Chapter (as an apprentice to Demi, AJ, Miley, Alice & Angela), just e-mail me. I will draw 5 NAMES at RANDOM. So, that is my little Thank-You.

FAVORITE COUPLE CONTEST!!!
Joe & Maria, Caroline & Nick, or Jessica & Kevin. Who's your fave?? I love to know. Who do you want more of, who do you want less of. TELL ME!!! After reading a majority of the comments, I've come to a conclusion that Joe & Maria is the favorited couple. So, DRAMA between them, is to come. Mwahahahahahaha!! (sorry)

JOE'S LITTLE LIFE LESSONS
Here are some of Joe's little life lessons for Vol. II of the newsletter.
~Every girl has something special about them.
~When life hands you lemons....THROW THEM BACK!!!
~An egg doesn't say "Crack This".

NICK J'S PICKUP LINE!!
"Slow down sugar, because I'm diabetic."
ROTFL!!! OMJ!!!

KEVIN'S MANY HAIRSTYLES
~Straight
~Curly
Kevin, why isn't your hair curly? Because it's straight.

QUESTION QUORNER!!
Got any q's on your favorite couple? Is something CONFUSING you?? E-Mail me, and your question could be featured HERE!!

BURNIN' UP TOUR INFO!!
Ok, since I am going on July 25th, I WILL post pix and vids from the concert. I just don't want to spoil it for people. I may even post dwnldlnks. If you are going to that one, LET ME KNOW!!!! I'm just curious. I'll be the one with a JOE-THEMED sign, something like...."Joe, PLEASE BE MINE" or....."YOUR S.O.S. FOUND ME!!!" or...."JOE, I'VE GOT THIS AWESOME, AMAZING CRAZY KIND OF CRUSH ON YOU!!" Lemme know whatcha think!!



Livin' the dream, baby, livin' the dream!
Peace, Love And Jonas!!

A JoBromance Newsletter Vol.I

IMPORTANT WEDDING ANNOUNCMENT!!!!
Okay guys. I'm thinking about skipping like a month, then maybe a, like, 7 month tour, and skip that, and make my way all the way up to Jess & Kevin's wedding. I don't know if you guys want me to do that. PLEASE let me know if I should. I just really want to get some action in and stuff, I have all these great ideas, and none of them can really start until the wedding. And I'm not exactly sure whats going on, like Its baisically May now, in the story, and its still a year until the wedding. So, please vote in the poll, and e-mail me. Status: RESOLVED

YOU CAN BE INVOLVED!!!
How, you ask? Well, simply send me an e-mail. I am holding a contest for all viewers/readers. If you want to be involved in the story in the near or far future, your contest entry must follow the folling guidlines, rules, or whatever they're called:

• A Poem or Song, or WHATEVER explaining why you love JB or My JoBromance story (Hint: Doing one about my story might get you extra "points" hahaha)
• MUST be at LEAST 5 lines (I don't want to kill you guys)
• Could be a video, then post the video as a video response to Chapter 1.
• You have to have left at least 4 comments on ANY of the chapters.
• I have to know what you favorite part of the story was so far, etc.
• ALL entries are due May 5th. (1 month and 1 day, lol)

CHAPTER 1 ANNOUNCMENT!!!!
I fixed it. Many of you were confused as to why Nick just randomly announced that he loved Caroline. I'm an idiot. I just wanted to get into the story. But now, Nick asks: "Would it be ok if I kissed you?" so, there you go, guys. lol.

QUESTION QUORNER!! (LOL)
I decided to answer questions about the series. If you have any, please send them to me in an e-mail! Thanks :)

TRIVIA!!
1. How did Jess respond to Kevin's proposal?
2. What was the first thing Joe gave Maria in Hawaii?
3. What did Maria give Joe in Hawaii?
4. What did Maria & Joe get Caroline & Jessica, from Hawaii?
5. Who does Frankie like?
6. What does Joe love about Maria?
7. What was the song called that Nick wrote for Caroline? (Hint: Title never named, but pretty obvious)
8. What was the guy's name who almost raped Jessica?
9. What is Maria & Joe's special "line"?
10. Why was it possible that Caroline couldn't go on the tour?

Send me an e-mail with the answers and you could be mentioned in a chapter in the NEAR future!!!

That concludes this issue! Next issue date: May 5th.

A JoBromance {{ Chapter 29 }}

EASTER COUNTDOWN!!!! .....3 Days.....!!!!! YAY!!
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Nick is down on one knee.

Caroline: (sniffles) What?
Nick: I have something to ask you.
Caroline: (wipes her cheek and sniffles) Ok, shoot. (sniffles again)
Nick: Caroline, (he takes out a box) will you please take me back? (opens the box to reveal a diamond promise ring)
Caroline: (crosses her arms and looks away) No.
Nick: Please. SHE kissed ME. Honest. I would NEVER lie to you. Never.
Caroline: I--(gets cut off)
Nick: No. Please take me back! Please! I love you.
Caroline: (speechless. She thinks about his words for a moment, then wraps her arms around him and kisses him)
Nick: (looks into her eyes, smiles, picks her up, twirls her around, and kisses her again) So we're back together?
Caroline: Absolutely! (kisses him again)
Maria: (comes in) AWE!!! You made up!!! YAY! (hugs the two)
Caroline: MARIA!! GET OFF!! (pushes Maria off)
Maria: Sorry, I just got caught up in the moment.
Joe: (comes in) What moment?
Maria: They got back together!!
Joe: (looks at his watch) Its about time!
Maria: (giggles)
Joe: What?
Maria: That the title of your first album.
Caroline: Don't take it too hard, she laughs at everything [[Author's Note: I do.]].
Joe: (smiles and puts his arm around her waist.) I love her laugh!
Mrs. Jonas: (comes in) Guys! The bus will be here any minute! Come on!

Within moments, the bus arrives and they all board. They occupy their chosen rooms and say their goodbye's. Then, they're off!!

Kevin: Here we go!
Nick: Woot!
Joe: I'm so excited, I could kiss someone! (grabs Maria and kisses her)
Maria: JOE!! (giggles) So, you guys planning on serenading "Hello Beautiful" to us?
Joe: Pffft......no.......pfft.
Maria: (crosses her arms) Joe.
Joe: YES! Ok, fine! New song!
Maria: "Please Be Mine"?
Joe: STOP THAT!!
All but Joe: (laugh)
Joe: (waits) You done?
Nick: (partly laughing) Yeah.
Joe: Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, Maria and I are going to go make out. Come on lets go! (grabs Maria's hand hand pulls her to their room, as Maria waves bye, giggling)
Nick: (plops on the couch and motions for Caroline to come over and sit on his lap)
Caroline: (wraps her arms around his neck and starts kissing him)
Kevin: (puts his hands around her waist and kisses her)

Eventually, everyone is back together, and decide to eat dinner.

Joe: I call cereal!!
Maria: (has her hands on her hips) Cereal?
Joe: (nods)
Maria: Ugh. (puts a box of cereal on the table)
Joe: Thank you. (looks satisfied)
Maria: (shakes her head and giggles)
Joe: (smiles)
Nick: I guess we're having cereal.



Crappy ending again. Chapter 30 tomorrow!! Will Nick and Caroline stay together?? What about Miley?? She'll be back, I'm positive. Evil girl. Hahaha!! Thanks to all of my fans!!!

A JoBromance {{ Chapter 28 }}

I just want to clarify something....I am a HUGE Miley Cyrus fan. Ok? Now, on with the show! (LOL)
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Nick goes into Joe's room. He sees Joe & Maria sleeping, so he just goes outside. It is 5:00am, Nick is taking a walk when he runs into someone.

Nick: Whoa. Excuse me.
???: Oh. Hi Nicky.
Nick: MILEY?!?! (he squints and sees Miley standing there in a revealing jogging outfit)
Miley: (has her hands on her hips, and tosses some of her hair back) Yeah.
Nick: What are you doing?
Miley: What does it look like I'm doing?
Nick: (oblivious)
Miley: Jogging, Duh!
Nick: You jog?
Miley: Apparently. So, what are you doing?
Nick: Oh, you know, just walkin', thinkin'.
Miley: (puts her hand on his shoulder) Oh. You and Caroline broke up.
Nick: (shakes Miley's hand off) NO!!
Miley: (sad) Oh.
Caroline: (comes out looking for Nick) NICK?? NICK??
Miley: (to herself) If I wanna do this, I better do it now. (swoops Nick around and kisses him)
Caroline: NICK!! (tears begin streaming down her face) HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Nick: (pushes Miley away) CAROLINE! NO! PLEASE!
Caroline: (still crying) SAVE IT! (runs into the house wailing)
Nick: (points at Miley) Oh, you've done it now!
Miley: Who Me?
Nick: GO HOME!! (points in the direction of her house)
Miley: Ok, bye Nicky. (waves sluttily and jogs away)
Nick: (runs into the house) Caroline, please. Let me explain.
Caroline: (looks up) Whats to explain?
Joe: (comes down, yawning) Dude, what'd you do?
Caroline: (runs upstairs crying)
Nick: I ran into Miley.
Joe: What was she doing??
Nick: Jogging.
Joe: She jogs?
Nick: Apparently.
Joe: Well, what happened??
Nick: She kisses me.
Joe: She Did?!?!
Nick: (both sad and angry) Yeah.
Joe: (slaps a hand on his shoulder) Well, your on your own little bro. (goes back upstairs)
Nick: JOE!! Ugh. What am I gonna do??

.....Later.....

Jessica and Maria are with Caroline in her room. Its around 12-ish now.

Jessica: Caroline, you HAVE to go on tour with us. Please.
Maria: Yeah, Carr. You have to come.
Caroline: I can't. I don't wanna be near Nick.
Maria: Carr, just let him explain please.
Caroline: No!
Jessica: Yes!
Caroline: NO!!!
Maria & Jessica: YES!!!
Caroline: (crosses her arms and puts on a pouty face) Fine.
Maria & Jessica: NICK!!
Nick: (comes in, mouths "Thanks" to Maria & Jessica, they leave, then he gets down on one knee)



BAM!!!
Why the heck is Nick getting on his knee??? He's 15!!! We'll have to see. Will Caroline forgive Nick, let alone, allow him to fully explain?? Get ready for Chapter 29!!!

A JoBromance {{ Chapter 24 }}

I'm just gonna start it, right.....NOW.....
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It is still 2 days before they leave for tour....

Jessica: KEVIN!!! (she screamed on the top of her lungs, then quickly called Maria)
Maria: Hello?
Jessica: Its KEVIN, He....he....he....he....HELP!!!!!
Maria: Ok, hold on, we'll be right there. Relax. Take a deep breath. We're on our way!

About 5 minutes later, Maria and Joe arrive.

Jessica: MARIA!!! HELP!!! PLEASE!!!
Joe: (sees Kevin lying on the floor in pain) KEVIN!!! What HAPPENED?!?! Don't worrk big bro, we'll help ya. (sees Ryan) MARIA!!! GET THAT DUDE!!! (points to Ryan)
Maria: (gets Ryan) Who are you, and what the HELL did you do to KEVIN?!?!?!?!
Jessica: My ex-boyfriend's 30-Year-Old brother, Ryan. Tried to.....you know....that thing....you do to get--(gets cut off)
Joe: (stops her) We get it.
Jessica: Pppppppunched Kkkkkkkevin. (in tears) KEVIN!!! (kisses his cheek continually)
Joe: (punching stance) I'LL FINISH HIM OFF! (punches Ryan to the ground. Then, the policeman comes along with backups and an ambulace.)
Policeman: (looks at Jessica with a scratch on her face, all her makeup is smudged and has no shirt on) You must be Jessica. (looks at Joe) And you must be Kevin, the young man who phoned us.
Joe: (points to Kevin on the floor) THAT'S Kevin. He's my brother.
Policeman: Oh. (sees Kevin) OH! What happened here??? (addresses Joe and Maria) I assume you too are witnessess.
Maria: No, my friend, Jessica, she just called me and told me to come over right away, so we did. Me and Joe, (guestures to Joe).
Policeman: (checking Kevin's pulse) Ok.....well....he's seems to be breathing. He should be alright. But we need to get to the bottom of this. What happened exactly?
Jessica: (explains)
Policeman: OH MY! Put some clothes on sweetie and clean yourself up. (goes over to Ryan) And YOU, YOU'RE coming with ME! (handcuffs Ryan and leaves)
Jessica: (falls next to Kevin crying so hard) KEVIN! How could I let this happen?!?! (lies her head on his chest, crying, when she feels someone rubbing her back. She looks up with tears still streaming down her face) Kevin!
Kevin: Hey. Hi.
Jessica: (kisses his cheek) KEVIN!
Kevin: (smoothly runs his hands along her tear-stained cheeks) I.....love.....you.
Jessica: I love you, too.
Maria: (to Joe) Hey Joe, can you---(stops and looks around) Joe?? UGH! Where did he go??? (goes to find Joe)
Jessica: Kevin, I love you so much. I was so scared when Ryan punched you.
Kevin: You?? What about me? When I saw you being abused like that!!
Jessica: Oh Kevin (hugs him for a really long time) I'm so sorry. (cries into his shoulder)
Kevin: (rubs her back) Shhh. I'm okay now. (kisses her head) I'm ok. But are you ok?
Jessica: I don't know. I'm just really scared/
Kevin: Well, he's going to jail now, and we're leaving for tour, we'll be so far away from him.
Jessica: (sniffles & Smiles)
Kevin: (puts his arms around her and pulls her close. Eventually that turns into a long hug.) I love you. (kisses her head)

Joe & Maria come back into the house. Joe is covering his mouth.

Maria: Kevin, I think its time you leave. I'll stay here with Jessica.
Jessica: NO!! Please don't make Kevin leave me! Please.
Maria: Ok. It's your descision. Joe and I are gonna leave now. Joe refuses to get sick.
Jessica: Ok, bye.
Maria: Bye, Jess. Feel better.
Joe: (waves "bye" with one hand still covering his mouth)

They leave.

Kevin: Are you sure you're ok?
Jessica: NO!!! I AM NOT OK!!!!! (starts crying again)

Wow. I hope the tour is still on. There's less then 48 hours until they leave!! Oh No! Look out for Chapter 25!!!

A JoBromance {{ Chapter 23 }}

Here's your 2nd warning......DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!!!!
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Maria & Joe have been home for a week now. They all leave for tour in 2 days Everyone is physiced!! Unfortunately, Jessica got the chicken pox on Sunday. The doctor claims that come Friday, she'll be all better! Good thing Kevin already had the chicken pox!

*~*Kevin & Jessica*~*

Kevin: How are you?
Jessica: I'm doing ok. (scratches her arms)
Kevin: (grabs her arm to stop her) Don't scratch.
Jessica: (looks into his eyes)
Kevin: (could see in her eyes that she wanted to know why) Do you honestly want a scar?
Jessica: (shakes her head "no")
Kevin: Thats what I thought. So tell me something.
Jessica: Ok, shoot.
Kevin: What do the kids at school think?
Jessica: About....
Kevin: Your obsession with "The Jonas Brothers"
Jessica: Oh. Are you sure you wanna hear this?
Kevin: Positive.
Jessica: Well....they think you gyus are ugly, retarded, your music sucks, and Maria, Caroline and I are idiots for liking you. [[Author's Note: Thats true. Everyone in my school says that....well....most people]]
Kevin: (a shocked look had fallen upon his face) Wow. Harsh.
Jessica: Your telling me. Everyone hates us.
Kevin: Why? (takes her hand) You're beautiful.
Jessica: (smiles)
Kevin: They're just jealous.
Jessica: (still smiling) So. Where's Nick and Joe?
Kevin: Well, Joe hasn't had the chicken pox yet, so he wants to stay as far away from you, as he can.
Jessica: (giggles) And Nick? (still giggling)
Kevin: Out with Caroline.
Jessica: Ooooh. What about Maria?
Kevin: I don't know. Probably with Joe.
Jessica: Probably.
Kevin: I really hope you'll be better by Friday.
Jessica: I should be.
Kevin: (smiles) Good. Well, I'm going to go out for a little. I'll be back soon, ok?
Jessica: Ok, bye.
Kevin: (kisses her cheek) Bye.

Kevin leaves. When he's up the block, he notices in his rear-view mirror, an unfamiliar car pull in to Jessica's drveway. An unfamiliar man gets out of the car, and goes into Jessica's house. Kevin hears a scream. He immediately turns the car around. He goes back to Jessica's house, and bursts open the door, extremely worried. There, he sees some stranger sexually abusing her. All he sees is some unfamiliar man kissing her and tying to undress her. Jessica is hitting the man to get him off. Kevin immediately goes over, picks up the stranger and knocks him out. Jessica jumps up and goes over to Kevin. She wraps her arms around him.

Jessica: KEVIN!!! (hugs him tightly)
Kevin: What happened?!?! Who IS that?!?! And, ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!
Jessica: He tried to.....you know. And he's my ex-boyfriend's 30-year-old brother, Ryan. And, yes, I'm okay. Its just.....I was.....so.....scared....but.....thankfully he......didn't get.....so far. (starts to cry into Kevin's shoulder)
Kevin: You aren't well, lie down.
Jessica: (does as she's told)
Kevin: (calls 911, then hangs up) Ok, you listen to me...."Ryan"....you are gonna go to prison for what you--(gets cut off by Ryan punching him)
Jessica: KEVIN!!!!! (she screams on the top of her lungs)



Oh crap. I warned you....DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA. Only more to come in Chapter 24!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

A JoBromance {{ Chapter 22 }}

Remember......JONAS BROTHERS ROCK THE FUTURE!!!!! (peace, love & jonas)

It is the next day, and Maria and Joe are on their way home.

Maria: I'm so sad its over.
Joe: Me too. (swings her around and kisses her) I love you.
Maria: Yes. I understand that. (giggles)

The two arrive home, later that day. Right now, they are at the airport.

Maria: Where are they.
Joe: I dunno.
Caroline: THERE THEY ARE!!! (comes running over with Jessica, Kevin and Nick)
Maria: (drops her bags) Ahhhhh!! CARR!! JESS!!! (the girls hug)
Caroline: Soooooooo. How was it??
Jessica: What did you get me?
Maria: (laughs) Lets just get to the house first.

They all go into the car and Kevin drives them all to the Jonas house. They all sit on the couch. Maria takes out 2 bags and Joe shows everyone his tamborine. Maria also shows off her necklace and bracelet.

Nick: Joe, man, thats really pretty.
Joe: Thanks. I just wanted to show her how much I love her.
Maria: (hears this) Joe! You don't have to prove your love for me.
Joe: But I wanted to. The necklace is a symbol of our love and relationship.
Maria: (clutches the necklace) Really?
Joe: Yeah. (smiles, leans in and kisses her)
Nick: (clears his throat) DUDE!
Caroline: MARIA!
Joe & Maria: Sorry.
Jessica: Thats it. I can't wait anymore! (takes out the shirt) Ahhhh! I love it! Tye-Dye is so rad!
Caroline & Maria: (look at Jessica with "What The?" faces on) Rad?
Jessica: Yes. Rad.
Caroline & Maria: (look at eachother, srug, then start laughing their heads off)
Maria: Carr, open yours! (still laughing, but not as hard)
Caroline: Ok. (still laughing, but not as hard. She opens her gift) I love this! Soooo pretty! Pink and yellow is such a great combo!
Jessica: Come on, Carr, lets go put them on! (the two leave the room and put on their shirts) Ta Da! (models the shirt)
Kevin: (claps) Beautiful!
Jessica: (smiles) Thanks. (smiles more then goes over and sits on his lap)
Caroline: What about me?
Joe: NICK! Stop Drooling!
Nick: JOE!
Caroline: (giggles)
Jessica: Hey Kevin, when does the tour start?
Kevin: Next Friday.
Jessica: Oh.
Maria: (grabs Joe's arm and pulls him next to her) I CALL THE SAME BED SLASH ROOM AS JOE!!!
Joe: (smiles)
Caroline: Well....well....well I CALL THE SAME BED SLASH ROOM AS NICK!!! (grabs Nick's arm and pulls him next to her)
Jessica: I CALL THE SAME BED SLASH ROOM AS KEVIN!!
Kevin: Then its settled. Joe & Maria, Caroline & Nick, and Me & You.
Jessica: YAY!
Joe: Oh! Which reminds me. Maria, would you like to be my date for the Kid's Choice Awards?
Maria: YES!!! Eeeeeep!!!
Nick: Caroline, want to be my--(gets cut off)
Caroline: YES!!! (hugs Nick)
Kevni: Want to be my date, Jess?
Jessica: ABSOLUTELY!!!



What is UP with the crap endings. Whatever. Can't wait for Chapter 23. But, I should warn you....DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!!! You've been warned. Tehehehe. Peace, Love & Jonas!!